“Ex Husband”

by Lotgrinder on June 15, 2017

“What do you do when you’re not playing poker?” She asked.

“Nothing.” I replied.

“Wow. You sound just like my ex-husband,” she said. “I have a thing for men that do nothing.”

“Then you’d love me,” I said. “I swear to god I don’t do shit. Not a god damn thing. I even pay for professional movers to help my best friends move rather than help myself because I’m lazy and these muscles were made to only be worked out in the gym. I’m a real piece of shit I promise you.”

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